So I am not sure who invented “Morphix Playdoh,” but if I ever meet him or her, I am going to punch him or her square in the face. I have just spent easily twenty-five minutes vacuuming and mopping my floors to get all of the tiny “sand” pieces cleaned up. You thought regular Playdoh was a pain to clean? Just wait until you see this stuff. It is crumbly, doesn’t stick together and just gets EVERYWHERE.
If there is a kid whose parents you can’t stand, buy this set for them for the kid’s next birthday:

Crayola Create 2 Destroy Dino Destruction Play Set, Metropolitan Mayhem

It comes with three tubs of Morphix! Seriously, a terrible gift to really make a mother want to drink at 10:30 on a Wednesday morning. It got great reviews, but I am thinking the people who liked it live in a desert climate where their homes already have a lot of sand. There is no other explanation for it. Or maybe they have maid who cleans everything else in the house for them so this was no big deal. But I have other things to do! Like needing to get my blood pressure back to normal!

Crayola Create 2 Destroy Dino Destruction Play Set, Metropolitan MayheIt comes with three tubs of it! Seriously, a terrible gift to really make a mother want to drink at 10:30 on a Wednesday morning.